Bite-size Sex and the City 2 screenplay

If you read Scott’s review of the film, you’ll know we were not exactly enamoured by it – if only the Guardian’s five minute screenplay version had been produced instead, it would have saved many tears and two hours of our lives we’ll never get back (plus the countless rewatching of old episodes in the hope they’d dull the memory.)

CYNTHIA NIXONMy boss disrespects me.

KRISTIN DAVISRaising my children can prove frustrating.

SARAH JESSICA PARKERI’m worried about becoming domesticated.

KIM CATTRALLSomething about my vagina.

LIZA MINNELLIThis one goes out to all my ladies who are struggling with all the problems you might have read about in the pages of any women’s glossy!

LIZA MINNELLI strips off into her old Cabaret outfit and launches into an uncomfortable performance of Beyoncé’s Single Ladies. The four FRIENDS turn to each other, registering the wisdom of MINNELLI’s words. They raise diamond-encrusted champagne FLUTES in a toast.

THE GIRLSTo feminism!

Beautiful. Read the full (digested) screenplay.